you verb noun?
You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!
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näin tän kaupassa
ja koin et oli vähintään kohtuullista jakaa teille tää tuotos:
Arvostan taidetta
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Thinking about 13 Latvias again
I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit
I need you all to know that I think about 13 Latvias so much that now every time I meet someone from Latvia I have to resist the urge to ask “which one”
In the Latviaverse this is just a normal map
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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
Both of these accounts still exist. I hope they see us peering into the corpse of their former selves.
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his eyes look deader every time i see him. he looks like how it feels when your new antidepressant stops working after the first few weeks of mild relief from symptoms
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I think it’s a shame that “Oedipus complex” refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom
Yeah, I don’t know what Freud was thinking, but Oedipus very much did Not want to fuck his mom. He spent the entire play trying to avoid that, and then gauged out his eyes when he learned that he had anyway.
I think Freud was too caught up with the fantasy of fucking his mom to appreciate the themes of the story tbh
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Best image
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ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリᒷ↸ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲᒷ 𝙹リᓵᒷ. リ𝙹ʖ𝙹↸|| ⎓𝙹⚍リ↸ ⍑╎ᓭ ᔑᓭ⍑ᒷᓭ.
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Talking to my baby makes me feel like a video game tutorial. “You can manipulate objects in your environment by using the HAND function. Go ahead and try it now.”
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it came to me in a vision
Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day
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